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Cuddle a reptile and play some hockey.

the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"

just-a-skinny-boy:

didyouenjoy:

howstufftwerks:

actinoutloud:

hello i have come to seduce you

Seducktion

Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?

Don’t worry babe, I’ve got the
bill…

just-a-skinny-boy:

didyouenjoy:

howstufftwerks:

actinoutloud:

hello i have come to seduce you

Seducktion

Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?

Don’t worry babe, I’ve got the
bill

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

fvckthisreality:

southerngoodfuckcharm:

obliviousanarchy:

yobrehhh:

pancakemilkshake:

fullmetalfisting:

actually-misha-collins:

nobody hates justin bieber more than drake bell does

I’m going to be really sad the day I hear Drake Bell got attacked and murdered by feverish adolescent girls

No it’s cool they won’t hurt him. He invited them to do it once and

my fucking hero

i fucking love drake bell

Drake fucking bell people

He’d beat a bunch of brats.

lucifersbetterthanyou:

sandslashing:

punkgoesbridget:

cumber-bitches:

peenslayer:

in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’

well in britain we have a tv channel called ‘dave’ and if you missed a programme on it, you can watch that programme an hour later on their other channel called ‘dave ja vu’

in america we have this tv channel called FOX and it’s not even about foxes

it just has lies

so that’s what the fox says